My Cool Advenure

One day I was on a boat whale watching. It was sooooo boring. We were out there for an hour and we still hadn’t seen a whale but soon later a whale came along. Just some whale. Now there was only one problem – the whale found me delicious. Fortunately, it only eats shrimp and cannot eat me because of my bone issue and its lack of teeth. Just then something blocked the sun and everything went dark. Suddenly, I felt myself rising in a weird greenish purplish glow. I read a lot of books so I knew it was an alien invasion and I knew many tactics on how to escape. But when I got on board, the aliens smiled a bit and then held my hand and gave me a hug. They said something and their translators said to me “I am yeer friend” and that was it there were my new best friends. We were happy for about  3 minutes until I slipped and fell on top of one sunbathing. They got so mad at me and so they took out all of their out-of-this-world alien weapons. I had a plan. I took out an even better super power – my mind. It was way stronger than any alien weapons but then I realized I was not as smart as I thought. (parents are always saying how smart and good their kids are to their friends and to their kids. Soon they have people actually believing the lies and then you got your kids believing that they are as smart as their parents say so. Then you got the problem I have here. Now back to the story.) 

So then I grabbed a parachute and jumped out the weird window thingy so I was just falling from the sky. I activated my parachute and it broke but there are always backups. So I activated the backup but as it deployed it came alive and ate me. The whale then jumps up from the water to save me because it felt bad for trying to eat me. Unfortunately, I hate whales and I just got an allergy to them. (Do you know why I was whale watching in the first place?) but this was not a whale at all. No, it was a school of GIANT FLESH EATING PIRANHAS!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO- 


Made with my pal/friend


I am amazing!!!!! I know it is very obvious!!!!!!!!!

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