JACK AND THE BEANSTALK

Once upon a time there was a greedy family and they wanted more (gold)

They were poor but not too poor and they had a treasured big big nugget of gold well now they had two not too big nuggets of gold but Jack had said he was sorry here is what happened: They had like no money so like no food so they ate one of their children and then sold another child  for a magic cow and whenever it moded it grew a beanstalk and Jacks mom got so mad “YOU SOLD MY NEW FAVORITE CHILD FOR A COW THAT GROWS THINGS YOU ARE SO BAD I HATE YOU ” (Jack used to be her favorite but when he got the cow his mom hated it so she liked the child she sold best now)

Jack got so sad that night he decided he would climb the beanstalk all the way to the top and sleep there. Now this was no easy journey  so Jack thought he would easily be able to sleep at the top he was very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very wrong because the cow that he had traded for his mother’s favorite child then the cow started to scold him.” Do you remember what happened when you traded the child for me?””ya, I mean what do you mean? What happened?” “you opened up the bad universe portal that leads to the land of giant deadly mice. well well you are not good at remembering because I opened up a portal of illusions and the illusions show what people are most afraid of moam ha m mhammm muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. “Well how was I supposed to know that?”Jack asked  “what is your worst fear? Have you seen it… it will come” and the cow  disappeared never to be seen again. “ my worst fear is…” he did not know. It will come, the cow said. what will come he wondered    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you know it will rot your brain Jack yelled at no one and nothing except the grass. He wanted to go home in his bed, not a strange world above the clouds in some bad world of deadly rats.  How do I know what my worst fear is there is so much to fear. He could hear the voice of the cow in his head “it will come this is a warning to you, it will come….”  well… that was all very very very very very very strange but whatever whatever, because that was a cow and cows are not very smart, but that was a pretty scary cow. Oh well… He he I do not care about something scary will come I do not care about some scary cow that talks wiggly. I will go to these rats and see why the cow was so scared of them. “RAT!!!!” said a mouse ‘I AM A MOUSE AND YOU WILL SUFFER FOREVER AND YOU WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN. YOU WILL SEE WHY THAT COW WAS SO AFRAID!!!!” (he did not know what a cow was but he said it because he wanted to look brave and scary and know a lot of things) Jack started to protest “ ha I will never be afraid of some silly rat! “I AM NO RAT, I THEODORE G. HIGGLE AM THE GREATEST MOUSE OF ALL. I HAVE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES I AM A MOUSE NO RAT SHALE COME HERE AGAIN!!! “What do you mean again? asked “ What is your problem with rats?” “ WELL YOU SEE RATS HAVE A REALLY GOOD BAD REPUTATION BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT MOST OF THAT ARE MOUSES SO THE REAL QUESTION HERE IS WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!” Well see here Theodore there was this cow it was mooing I grew a beanstalk I climbed  it you appeared the cow disappeared I am explaining and you are like MAAAAA MA MA NOOOO I HATE YOU “  “WELL YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS CAUSING THE REAL PROBLEM YOU BROUGHT THE COW UP HERE,  THERE ARE NO COWS EXISTING IN THIS PLACE AND YOU BROUGHT IT UP HERE AND YOU MESSED THIS WHOLE PLACE UP SO YOU ARE THE PROBLEM, THERE BEAT IT YEAH WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT HUH HUH” “Well…” said Jack “I…I… will find the co-waaaaaaaa!!! Boo woo” cried Jack. Then touns mouses came out of there houses and were like: “SHHH THE BABY IS SLEEPING” or “WHO IS THAT WHAT IS THAT WILL THEY STOP OR ANOTHER BATTLE OF THE DEATH WILL HAPPEN!!!!!” A battle to the death thought Jack no please no “ WAIT!!!” the mouse cried  “THE BOY WILL GET THE COW AND GET OUT OF HERE OR ELSE WE WILL JUST LEAVE THIS REALM ALTHOUGH I DO PUT FULL BLAME ON THIS BOY FOR ALL THAT HE HAS DONE!” “But… But… What have I done?” shouted Jack “ EVERYTHING!”  shouted all the mice. Then they all started to chant “DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!” over and over again until the king of all the mice stepped out of his grand castle and said “UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM……. WHAT NOW?” “ I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO BE A BAD KING WHEN WE CROWN YOU KING” yelled a very old wise mouse. While this was happening Jack ran for some of the mice were blocking his escape so he ran to the castle the thought he could stay in the castle for a bit until the mice got bored he thought his plan who’d work but sadly he was very very wrong and the very wise old mouse said “I AM YOUR NEW KING” and with that he pushed the old king into another mouse and the old king sadly walked away. (he was not that sad he hated to be king he thought it would be fun with all the power but he was always wrong so n0w he was happy) The wise old mouse could sense that the little boy was gone and so he sniffed out a trail of the little boy and went to the castle for him to receive punishment. But Jack quickly escaped and went to the beanstalk to climb down, but he forgot about the other mice and so they picked him up and carried him to the king and the king was like “OOOOOH LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE A YUMMY LITTLE SNACK” and Jack was like “oooooh look what we have here a little snack” and the king was “YOU BETTER STOP IT OR I WILL KILL YOU” and Jack was like “you were already going to kill me so how is that a threat?” “UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM IT IS NOT BUT I WILL NOT BURY YOU THIS TIME HA HA * SOUGH COUGH*” “ and you are going to do what with my body now?” Jack was like whaaaaa “I WILL BURN IT AND WHEN I DIE YOUR SOUL WILL GO INTO MY BODY AND MY SOUL IS BIGGER THAN YOURS AND THEY WILL GET INTO BATTLE AND MY SOUL WILL LIVE FOREVER AND YOURS WILL BE GONE FOREVER HA HA HA  *SOUGH COUGH*  EXCUSE ME AND I WILL  *SOUGH COUGH*” *SOUGH COUGH*” *SOUGH COUGH*” *SOUGH COUGH*” WOW MY AGE IS REALLY CATCHING UP TO ME” “ how old are you?” Jack asked “100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000” wow Jack said “are you going to die soon?”  “ NOT IF I HAVE YOUR SOUL WHICH I WILL HAVE-  *SOUGH COUGH*” *SOUGH COUGH*” *SOUGH COUGH*” *SOUGH COUGH*” *SOUGH COUGH* SORRY I MEAN TO SAY IS I WILL HAVE YOUR SOUL BY THE END OF THE DAY” (a day for a mouse giant is a couple hundred years for JacK) “ well” Jack said “you will not because I am escaping right now *sough cough* me me me me me me” he said it perfect melody “ok I am ready to be angry now ok. Wait… where did he go?????” I do nooooooo know  but if you give me all your fortune I will stop haunting you  ooooooooooooooooh” said Jack (the pretend ghost he was tower above them so they could not see him but he could see them and dump things on their heads) and the mouse king said “I WILL LEAVE ALL THE FORTUNE IN THE TOWN BY THE BEANSTALK” and with that the mouse king  left and said in a scared normal size mouse voice “goodbye now” he said this as he started to shrink no no he thought it must be the castle I do not shrink  the other mice had also started to change. They changed into… normal sized bigger than normal cats!!!! Jack laughed and closed the bag of magic powder he had poured over them all. (he had two bags of different powders shrinking powder and opposite. the opposite goes on the other mice and shrinking powder went on the king.  “ WELL NOW I WILL SURELY GET YOU”  was what jack thought the mouse king had said but what the mouse king had said was well now I will surely get iceu (that is what they call ice cream in the mouse kingdom)  and maybe find that other king   person guy who was very weird  and now …………. “ bye everybody it was not nice to meet you but we can always have a second impression right. Oh you know what I have this gadget thingy that will close your universe forever never to be seen again. oh and also I stole your fortune from that ghost guy but I don’t think he is going to come back so bye now, wait bye FOREVER” Jack was pleased with himself but he really wanted to get out of the room with big cats or mice whatever they were. Just then he realized I know my fear, his worst fear is… cats. they are so weird and they don’t appreciate you and they are not as smart and as helpful as dogs. Jack took out a red laser maybe he thought they have cat instincts  well it turned out that they were cats they had just eaten so many mice that it made them mice and Jack was attacked by mice and the cow spoke in his mind again  you are half right your worst fears are cats and… mice but Jack was leaving so he was like WHATEVER IT IS NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE really the cows voice said in his mind it is your fear so it is going to be your problem forever. Jack screamed a screeching weeping whale as he ran to the beanstalk. He climbed down as fast as he could with large cats nipping at his hair. When he reached the bottom he tried closing there universe with the gadget thingy but it was not working. The biggest cat reached the bottom, and just when Jack was about to run away from the cats that were almost all the way down the beanstalk… disappeared and so did the cats, all that remind was the biggest cat but it shrank down to a very very little kitten. Jack sold it for 13.000.000 million dollars and also kept the gold he found in big mice land. 

AND EVERY ONE LIVED

HAPPILY EVER AFTER

Published by PAULA THE GREATEST

I am amazing!!!!! I know it is very obvious!!!!!!!!!

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